My mum was bitter and depressed for many years but I'm glad to say she came out of it and had a bit of a renaissance in her 70's.

I don't think she'd write or say anything as harsh as "My kids ruined my body/life/happiness"

Please let us be done with it. Until MY roots grow out.

Justin Bieber's response to Seth Rogan is really classy and nice. Respect.

I thought the whole point was that Private Benjamin was a Jewish American Princess.

That's why it's a joke.

Reese is a Heather.

Lindy, I love you.

Is it just me, or does the picture with this piece look like a still from Night Court ?

Terry Crews is DA SHIT. That is all.

Shit, I'd buy it and WEAR it.

No. I'd spend it on travel. Cheap travel. Train travel.

I think any woman who has an abortion is brave. I think any woman who has a baby is brave.

You realize that woman actually had an abortion, IRL? That is brave.

There's no controversy. Some people got butthurt is all.

She's funny. And clever. Clever and funny. and ANGRY. Oooh, I like her a lot.

That child should not go out with wet hair. She'll catch her death.

Even their Economy Class seems quite nice.

I'm just referring back to the quote they had on the window. I don't know no bible.

I believe falling asleep while holding hands is called "ottering."