You're correct. I think the article inside said that she had started modelling when she was 10. I apologize for my confusion.

They don't have to be white, or rich.

Milla Jojovich was on the cover of THE FACE at 10 years old.

Can't the scientists breed kittens in captivity to use in experiments?

Oooh yes, which shelf are they on? ...... wait, these are damaged!

Every book ever written? Including the out-of-print ones? :-P

I really like my singing voice too, even though I know it isn't good (I've heard it on tape) and I just like singing for myself. Sorry, all the people that can hear me singing.

That is so cool. That is my secret dream! Maybe next time around for me.

.... ice cubes and VODKA, amirite?

I love you. Keep using those tools, whatever they are.

"Middle Ages Woman" Freudian slip much? Hah!

Gwynyth Paltrow's Goop is Bleeding sounds like a fun film - in the manner of Sammy And Rosie Get Laid or Rosecrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead

... we Band of Belchers.

The Devils In The Details is right. You'll get fat sitting in a sedentary job, eating your feelings all day.

I work my ass off every day not to come across as this kind of middle ages woman.

"You mean you don't have any second-hand copies? Like Amazon does?"

Yeah, having bad thoughts should be punishable by death.

Barry White is the classic example of a man who can make ladies' panties fall off. I don't know how that's genocide, though.

"We don't want other kids around here who can read being like, 'Hey mommy what's the million man white march or what's the genocide project?' Most of us don't want to explain genocide to our 6-year-olds," said Jackie.

Emmereffing should be an actual official word. It's beautiful.