I can't understand people who complain that they're "really hungry" but they don't want anything offered to them. If you were really hungry, you'd eat whatever is put in front of you, like I do!

Back in the days when my brother didn't cook (he lived at home until he built his house) he once asked me "Omelettes - that's eggs and milk, right?" To be fair, he is now an extremely adept cook and I LOVE all his food.

Non-Americans have a lot of trouble with that one. I ordered chicken fried steak in an LA Denny's once just to see what it was. It was horrible, was what it was.

That is frickin' genius, right there.

... then get it with ice and let the ice melt!

... but filet mignon is beef wrapped in bacon, so I give the customer half a point there.

Oh, George. You were so right. We miss you.

The Sally thing is totally real. It happens all the time. When people order like that, I think, 'What a Sally." But, you know, they like it how they like it.....

"Giant hippos"?

The bangs are awful. Just shockingly bad. SHOCKING.

I had to stop when you got to the words "...on your folding table."

They iz trolling u Lindy. Don't feed dem

She was talking to me. Go back to your Cheetos.

It's not strange. It's Lindy saying, "Look, before you comment, think about these things, and don't rush to judgement."

Well this opened up a horrible can of worms.

"Excuse me, but some extremely petty people are intimidated by what you are wearing, and want you to wear something else."

I can't believe I'm voting in this thing every day. I don't know what half of these are.

I'm so in. I brought mango spears.

... and picking the hairs from your cheap brush off your face! Every day.

Finger Length?