Being a comedian and being female means dealing with this bullshit All. The. Time.

You are using the past tense.

Well, he din't do it to anyone we know.

The Chris Brown thing is about his misogyny and violence against women.

I'm sorry you feel like this.

I love @FINALLEVEL. Always makes my day.

I would run him a bath and bring him tea.

#slap #slap #slap #slapslap

I'm sorry for your loss (if he completed).

Okay, so you have decided that the mother is "bad" not "mad". Did it help?

Really? I was kind of rapt.

I feel so much empathy for the mother. God bless her.

From what I remember, it was like unzipping and zipping a zip really fast.

R O T F L. Team cat!

Actually, "this inconvenience was a total outrage, and I'm incensed!" and the subtext is "I'm tired and stressed and I need a little validation and/or support" is something assholes say.

Also, if you wanted to get a free call out of a payphone on the street you could "tap" the phone. Someone should have explained that to these kids.

Lynn Shepherd, I dare you to tell Stephen King to shut up. I DARE YOU.

Oh goodness me yes. Fred and Rose West were all about the satanism.

OMG it's a PONY! A tiny little PONY!

The ideas are pretty much a 50/50 split,