Whatever. I finally got to bring out the two-handed slap gif!

She's no Audrey Hepburn, that's for sure.

"Being slammed for being Anti-Israel" is not a 'lose'.

"You've been sluttying it up with your slutty fuck stick" is my new go-to accusation.

What about if someone physically stronger than you forces you to have it?

FUCK RAND PAUL. Fuck all politicians who punish people for being poor.

Yes, you are. Thank you for your service.

The pictures would be interesting, but the smell would be horrifying. I'd have to have a menthol implant inserted in my nose (I do not know if these exist.).

I love your mom. She's awesome.

I hope she does wear that outfit for the rest of her life. It would make her life very short.

The contrast of finding myself in a place I never want to be...

I love how it looks like a gif but it isn't, he's just SO DAMN SEXY

Um, hello? Did the patient recover from surgery?

I'm afraid I Love You would be the least of it.

LINDY WEST

1) Research the company.

Congratulations!

After 3 years looking I finally have a permanent part-time job. Training starts tomorrow. I don't want to give any details, but you can congratulate me if you want.

This a great compliment, to both the actress and the singer.