I mean, it would be nice for there to be enough time for me to run to the bathroom midway through without missing the movie!

They can bring back the intermission when they stop showing me 20 minutes of commercials when my movie is supposed to start

I think they need to bring back the movie intermission, why are the movies so long now a days? You kids get off my lawn!!!!

This is one depressing-ass Dirt Bag, Jesus Christ.

I’m renting a room to a twenty-something nerdy guy. One day he was getting ready for a date and suddenly the house was permeated with a horrible chemical smell. I was all wtf and he said he put on cologne for his date. I said, “It almost smells like that awful stuff everybody makes fun of...I can’t remember the…

I must relate my favorite Axe ad “experience.” I was at a packed screening of one of the X-Men movies (don’t ask.) The audience ratio of men to women was about 25:1. A few were in costume. Ho hum, a few ads come on, and then one for Axe. A woman is pissed. It’s pouring outside and she can’t get in touch with her date…

You’d be surprised. Soap does one thing, cleans skin. They’re basically all the exact same product so this is the type of shit companies resort to in order to stand out and differentiate. It’s basically how advertising was born.

I worked in advertising (I no longer do because it’s evil and adds nothing of value to the world but I digress), and an ad like that by a huge company like Dove (or the parent company Unilever) goes through a LOT of people. This was not a handful of tone deaf idiots, this was a lot of tone deaf idiots. Baffles the…

How hard is it to sell soap? Good lord.

Is there anything snow-flakier than demanding that people whose work you enjoy because of their athletic merits also must believe lock step the same as you? Like they can’t have their own identity as humans? A different perspective? They bitch about safe spaces, but they’re basically demanding the whole world adhere…

I feel like there’s a difference between the people who like to be roughed up during sex, and the people who like to do the roughing. Especially if the “Dom” is a straight white man in our society. There’s probably plenty of them that are just like you and just have a fetish, but a troubling amount are probably mad at…

I don’t get this rumor at all. Leo pretty much never dates women over 25.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

I find the idea of him wanting a Nicole Brown look a like extremely disturbing and....icky. That about sums it up. Icky.

“The Bunny Ranch and the Bunny Ranch girls are anxious for O.J.’s visit...”

I apologise if this has already been discussed somewhere, but I haven’t seen it - anyone feel a little queasy that the Obamas let Malia intern for him? Of course THEIR daughter was going to be safe and treated with utmost respect, but surely they had heard some of these rumours, right? They had to have an inkling that…

This is like when people excuse Roman Polanski because the 1970s. Spoiler alert: The 1970s were fucked up and wrong, but they were also about ten minutes ago. And fucked-up shit is always pretty obviously wrong to the recipients of that behavior ... it’s not like sodomizing 13 year olds was ever OK, just that at some…

Harvey Weinstein was born in 1952, not 1852. I think trying to justify his behavior by saying that he “...came of age in the 60's and 70's when all the rules about workplace behavior were different,” is utter bullshit. Did he fall into a coma from 1980 to 2017? Does he really think anyone is going to buy this sad…

He’s not being charged, or sued. There’s no lawyer code that says “defend every jagoff criticized of anything and protect his precious gropey feelings”.

I must have missed the court order appointing her as his attorney.