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I tried really hard to be happy for those whose lives will be saved—literally saved—by the continuation of Obamacare.

That’s his life plan.

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAH HAHAH HAHAH HAH AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAH HAHA

HOORAY!!!! Now can we depend on Trump following up with his threat/promise to not repeal Obamacare if the AHCA didn’t make?

It’s definitely not fear of Mary Berry, it’s like... if there was a cooking show and Julia Childs was judging. You could never be afraid of any negative reaction from her, but you could be deathly afraid of letting her down and disappointing her.

Or Brexit!

So how did they react when they found out that Trump was President of the United States?

I sometimes wonder if the reality shows are actually driving our culture to be more fractious, by putting these sort of borderline, high drama people front and center and normalizing this behaviour, such that it creeps into everyday life for the rest of us.

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

That quote gave me such rage. No, dear sir, “god” is not sovereign with every activity in my life because I do not believe in god. In fact, he has been sovereign in exactly zero of my life experiences. Because god doesn’t exist, and if he did, then he’s a vengeful, hateful motherfucker and I want nothing to do with

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

Those guys...

Having lived through the seventies, this thing gives me the creeps because it talks like every adult male who went through e.s.t. seminars, smoked weed, had a hot tub, and wanted to have inappropriate conversations with me at my parents’ parties as a tween/young teen.

As a Canadian watching from afar, I still don’t understand why people are bringing religion into this. The US is where people say “separation of church and state”, right? That’s a thing you supposedly have? Am I taking crazy pills?

Yes, if you’d had the opportunity of a different name, history, body and personality. But science failed you.

Salma Hayek...and his first move was to have the National Enquirer print a story saying he didn’t want to date her because she’s short (wtf). Then he called her to let her know that was fake news and that he’d be happy to date her. 

He famously went after Princess Di after her divorce.

He’s likely done with with a large number of actresses.

Let’s just get a running tally going...