At least something was blown that night. [JOKE ABOUT HEAD GASKET GOES HERE]

Audi. Used to be all about precision, pride and accomplishment, now it’s mostly a shiny veneer over poor build quality.

Camaro has a tail light out. That’s probably what caused all of this.

Brilliant.

Covered in more carbon fiber pieces than Pastor Maldonado’s career. That is funny as hell right there.

Took my Mom's Ford Escape to a local Ken Towery Tire for new tires, and a flush and fill of the radiator. They put the tires on, they flushed the radiator, then drained it completely. Then gave me the keys and sent me on my way.

That is so incredibly cool. Are they worth much in good condition?

This should be #1 on the list.

Take off two of the doors, and introduce the first shooting brake in decades.

I got the same score with a Volvo C30. Maybe it's the engine? Horizontal turbo 5-cylinder from Sweden?

It's hypnotic, isn't it? It's like you're looking at a beautiful woman in an expensive gown from across the room as she sips champagne and cleans an exotic sniper rifle. Or something.

But how would that security guard stay awake all night?

But the emissions would increase once a month.

Bro no! I wonder if the Ferrari is a brotal loss? I hope he had bro-d hazard insurance. I wonder if he'll go brover his deductibro?

TDs and HPV! Score!

Old-school Cylons need love, too.

Yeah, what the hell? Most of the time the Murano CrossCabriolet is the biggest punchline on this forum, except when it suddenly and inexplicably springs onto a "ten greatest" list. What am I supposed to believe? Do I buy one or not?

More like MAXI Cooper, amirite? [RIMSHOT]

No, it was to you! :) I was talking about the sound system in the OS99 11. Such a tiny cockpit, you'd have the speakers practically sitting on your shoulders. Wouldn't need much of an amp, would you.

Even a halfway-decent sound system would sound amazing. You're practically wearing headphones.