I noticed that, too, and am also curious.

OF ALL TIME??

And then the Rubik’s Cube caught fire.

Hey, Roman Chairs work. That’s all I’m saying.

Von Piranha? Of the Wiesbaden Von Piranhas? Guten tag, mein Landbewohner! How goes the fishing business?

Somebody did an off-the-grid-squid vid? Heaven forbid!

Some asshole probably went off on the poor pup after he ate something off a plate. The poor little guy probably had the shit beat out of him. So thank you for rescuing him from his former life. You did a good thing.

Here, while you’re waiting for your prom date to get ready, why don’t you dance with her little sister in the living room?

“The CTS-V on the other hand, is one of those quietly pastoral Nebraska plains hiding a modern ICBM underneath.”

I wish to say, Mr. DeMuro, that once again I have very much enjoyed one of ur articles.

At first glance, the logos on the seats make the entire picture look like it was taken in the rain.

And then he went to jail.

Flat out, full throttle? With the hammer down and the pedal to the metal? Wide open and full speed ahead? Did they stoke the boiler and give it the beans? I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here.

You know why Nixon watched Deep Throat so many times? He wanted to get it down Pat.

Whenever we drive up to my wife’s grandmother’s house in rural Ohio, we always pass a farmhouse between Gahannah and Mount Vernon that has a decaying Ferrari 308 in tall grass next to it. It never moves, it never gets washed, it just sits there and rots. Maybe it’s Tom Selleck’s country home?

I AM THE SOUP AVENGER. I AM CONSUMME-D WITH MY NEED FOR JUSTICE!

Good observation! It also includes, apparently, some transplanted parts from the C30’s ass-end.

Brilliantly done, sir.

The Stanley Parable, every single ****ing day at work.