Is anyone else surprised that none of them shouted "Roll Damn Tide!"?

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

That's exactly the problem with Chicago-style pizza, Al. Since you were holding a knife and fork, you weren't able to remove the extremely sharp object that must be lodged in your brain.

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

The best kind is Shin Ramyun.