But. I’ve seen​ her cooch...

And it was probably shitty lemonade the servants were forced to buy & swallow with polite smiles. Some genuine, some with obligation. They were still children after all

“and now she’s terrified she will never work again or become a laughing stock.”

Look at it cynically. It’s more dirt on his well dug grave.

A microwave camera would explain her & Trump’s face

I like how the phone owner retrieves the phone then immediately but briefly nods his head to checks his screen as he were looking for new notifications. Because that’s what matters here:His social media presence

I’m going to swing a martyr’d Christian here & just guess this guy was a Republican, right?

I wouldnt be caught dead within miles of any of his TV shows or whatever, but I am looking to Tom Arnold to help overthrow our incoming government.

That must means she plays the journalist very well. It’s like a theremin except you smack yourself in the head repeatedly with a ball peen hammer. Just repeatedly.

The Ann Veal of politics

Any & all Bon Jovi shit talk, specifically his music, is permitted until his funeral & can resume about a month after.

(Through slurred speech, clearly drunk) SHUT UP YOUR HONOR. SHUT YOUR FACE. I DON CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FACE!

Provided his bad haircut is still in play

Conservative/Conservationist. Potato/Not at all Potato Related

It takes someone like Trump to make me fall in love with a member of the W Bush administration.

Release the taxes then test for drugs, dick.

At least he gave her warning. A 10 year head start

I would ask that when this is all over you clever people collect all of your descriptions of that stank block of rank NY cheese Donald Trump into a single column for the sake of posterity. “Slobbering fried lung” sets itself apart from the rest, IMO.

There is so much not to know about this one. Even more to not care about! I heard Trump banished her to the attic or basement of one of mansions for not being Ivanka then forgot about her. Then he moved out. He was quoted as saying “No father could bang a daughter who looks like that.”

30 Rock has already been there & back, my friends.