I hope it hasn't escaped anyone's notice that there is an implication here that, while Tom Hardy can carry a movie maybe Will Smith no longer can.

I thought Joan Rivers was dead. Did anyone make sure?

Where can I get Carrie out of that dress?

My impression is that when she is involved she raises all boats. She burnishes any bonefides that Armisen has and any that he most desperately wants.

Baron Von Strucker, I do believe though I could be wrong.

How could it not be?

We can only hope that the Sith in the new film will also dress like Poochie.

Rorschach approves.

Does this mean just tthe testicals or the whole megilla? Can one still enjoy any sexual congress or is it a done deal? Reason I ask is I want to live longer but I don't want to lose weight.

Nice explainer. The twisted system of copywrite law is pretty byzantine. Thanks.

Can't assume it CANNOT have Oedipus overtones based on this limited information. More is still to come.

That's in there too. Exact wording, actually.

Unspeakably dull but not without its own merits. It is a powerful collection of individual What The Fuck moments.

Fuck this guy.

He's such a good person for admitting it.

If only the entire Fox News on-air personalities had moms.

Thank you for this.

Why is he wearing a costume if he's not using his powers? He can immediately rearrange the molecules to look like clothing & conceal his identity.

Well said. Thanks, Ms. Trendacosta.

Gay porn, various witchcraft related items a bag o' primo weed & a copy of the real Constitution supporting all of those things.

Honestly this is a hard one to answer. Goldfinger is the best of them all. Why in hell would they keep trying to bring back THAT particular Aston Martin if the film wasn't great. The foxy, capable woman, the gadgets, the humor, the bizarre villain with the even more bizarre killer henchman? There is no compare.