Congratulations Blizzard. You managed to make a pay to lose game.

The overwhelming evidence and sources you’ve provided have completely swayed me. You probably know more than the DOCTOR OF ENVIRONMENTAL TOXICOLOGY that conducted the study in the article I liked to.

Thanks.

No, the direct reason was that the mother didn’t perform some daily routine that here daughter is familiar with. It happened to be Wordle. If it were any other game, this wouldn’t be news.

“Wordle’s Popularity Continues to Prove Profitable as News Outlets Shamelessly Shoehorn Name Into Articles For Views”

Unpopular opinion maybe, but is being sleazy in a podcast 7+ years ago really worthy of cancelling this guy from all employment opportunities?

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

Regarding the legality? The argument by Epic is that this is more about antitrust laws, that Apple has such a large portion of the market and absolute control over everything that happens on their devices that it’s allowed them to use one monopoly (that iOS is the only operating system allowed on iPhones and iPads) to…

Is that racism dripping from your fangs? 

Given Carrey’s response and it being explicitly clear he was not being sexual in any way, I think it’s only right for Jezebel to take down the headline to this article.  

Yeah, it was clearly in reference to the interview. This shouldn’t be a thing. It’s kinda depressing that people are so hot for the take-down that they will totally disregard, like, basic syntax.

That’s the whole Republican philosophy. You need to protect the rich greedy assholes or else you’ll never become a rich greedy asshole!

It feels good to be racist, right?

Time for the weekly installment of “Michael Harriot defends racist violence from black people!”

Parks isn’t even looking at her opponent. Not going to give the winner the time of day. Just going to slap at her open palm rather than a handshake. Maybe don’t slap people. 

I’m still trying to figure out where the “being harmed” thing is. What are we talking about here? A firm handshake? “You squeezed my hand in aggression!” And yet in the next breath anyone who thinks they are the epitome of professional will call out people for having a, “deadfish handshake”....like fuck whatever. And…

Handshake from another angle. Who appears to be disrespectful, by not even looking her opponent in the eye, turning her body away from her while they shake hands? The winner or the (sore?) loser? Hm...

It was never about the loss. Alycia had already defeated Sebov in straight sets a few weeks ago. The issue was the failure of the tournament officials to stop the mother from coaching which is not allowed in any form or fashion. The coaching went on from the first point of the match through the last point of the…

Now let’s take a close look at this photo, and you tell me who’s the REAL aggressor. Check out the facial grimace and the overly tight squeeze around Alycia’s thumb as she tries to free her hand from Sebov’s “death grip.” Don’t create the BS and then play victim when you’re r called out on your BS!

So was Andrew Finch... Gotta make it about race though.