the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Anthony Weiner’s Dong Tipped The FBI Off About New Clinton Emails

That’s touching.

Wow. I always thought Ford Field was heated.

He thought “beat writer” was a command.

“My roommate started a fight with me over fruit-storage techniques.”

Whitlock looks like a first responder gave him that jacket to keep him warm until his parents came to pick him up.

#allseatsmatter

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

This storm will pass. And probably be picked off and returned for a TD.

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

You’d love my proctologist. Great guy. Dr. Adolf Shitler.

Is it a coincidence that the same day Carnival rescues 16 immigrants they remove 16 job postings from their website?

+4:20

One Toke Over the (Finish) Line

Reefontaine

Gravy train you sign my checks