To be clear, I’m not saying Ice, Ice Baby is good - it’s shit. Just a bit less shit, is all.

Ice Ice Baby is a better song than Under Pressure.

Cocker’s version of With A Little Help From My Friends is shit. Always has been, always will be. Ringo’s is just perfect as is.

It’s less bad, I’ll certainly concede that, but that’s not a synonym for good.

Can we just admit Dancing in the Street is a crap song at this point? The Jagger/Bowie version sucks, but so does every version.

And Red Red Wine is shit too.

Also Generations, the worst Trek movie of them all.

Not even the worst TNG movie.

He’s every bit as radical a leftist as Ben Elton.

This does gloss over the fact that Vic Fontaine does, in fact, suck. 

Under Pressure is a terrible song. It’s popularity is baffling to me. Trite lyrics, a bass-line genuinely better used by Vanilla Ice, two lead singers who have produced better work on almost everything else they’ve done, the ghastly false drama build at the end and the most that’ll-do instrumental work from Queen…

First Contact > Nemesis > Insurrection > Generations.

I genuinely didn’t, so it was quite the shock watching it and all the more effective for it. 

3 > 2

Gosh, what a high bar.

That’s why it’s great.

Picard? You have GOT to be joking...

Not even the best end to a Blackadder series, never mind of all time. Pisses away everything the show was about.

The End Of The World was literally the most expensive episode of television the BBC has produced up until that point. Maybe it looks cheap now but it absolutely wasn’t.

And on the CD single version of Losing My Religion, not an obscure poor-seller in their back catalogue...