I am shocked. I am sure the superior minds of the NYT will find slots in their opinion editorial section for most inept writers.

Fuck Jimmy Fallon

I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

Good advice. It helps when something is stressing you out.

My son is 12 years old and he loves Macklemore. I had mixed feelings about him until my son asked me about the first White Privilege song and what it meant. I am so grateful for an opportunity to start an important conversation with my kiddo about our privilege in a way that doesn’t come across as another lecture from…

I actually just hiked around this area a week ago. You’d be surprised at how it can look if you down in the canyons near rivers or creeks (which still run). Lots of trees and undergrowth:

Hmm...that’s a good question. Persian is one cat language I don’t know. Or would it be Fursi? (I’ll show myself out)

That's great Big Jim, but how far can you football his face?

I believe the record will show the man had had a beer, and was therefore super dangerous.

Players, at practice: "Coach Symington, you're working us too hard!"