Build a wall on the moon!

Seems awfully narrow. Jamie Foxx won an Academy Award for playing Ray Charles in Ray. Dream Girls won 2 Oscars. Spike Lee has 1 Oscar win and 2 additional noms. And those are just recentish films I can think of, off the top of my head.

Posting the picture of the vagina kinda ruins the joke, no?

Or just don’t read. NOT EVEN THIS.

To be fair, I can barely tell Khloe and Kourtney apart myself

Football is bad

Us poor white men sure got it tuff

There is one interesting thing in Simi Valley - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma_P…

It’s certainly not tasteful, but what’s the actual offense? There’s no implication of anything any more devious than the frat house’s mere presence already symbolizes. “A good time” certainly doesn’t necessitate sex, let alone non consensual sex.

Fuck this east coast curl intolerance

I mean, it depends a lot on the specific forest and the time of year. This is in the Verdugos, around Glendale: looks pretty green to me -

That URL clearly doesn’t say MLB enough times; what if it’s some sort of non major league baseball website?!

It is very clearly called “A Deadly Adoption” but reading is hard.

Thousand Oaks isn’t even in the same county as Los Angeles...

This is why I just clip my toenails in an Uber

Ah, but given that English doesn’t have a mandatory pronunciation for every letter (where as Spanish does) - you could just as well claim that Nunez without the tilde is to be pronounced with the Y sound...

This is going to sound like I’m being a jerk but I’m honestly curious: if you’re referring to a Japanese person, do you write their name out in kana / kanji? Or in Arabic script to refer to someone from Libya?

People named Britt are the only people worse than those named Brett

Being asked to kill bugs n rodents n stuff

Is this meta commentary on how women in power are unfairly judged based on their appearances, and not something more substantive (ie Hillary Clinton)? Or is this just Jezebel being petty, making themselves and the cause look bad in the process?