SHIT FUCK DAMMIT FUCK ASS SHIT SHIT SHIT GODDAMMIT NOT FUCKING AGAIN SHIT FUCK

Haha, I had the exact same reaction that I went and looked up their stats. Yzerman has 138 more games played, 67 more goals, 47 more assists, is +185 to Sakic’s career +30. Sakic’s best goal scoring year was when he put up 54, Yzerman had 3 seasons of scoring over 54 goals, 2 of which he scored over 60, his best…

Not to mention that Sakic has been a better GM, too!
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49. STEVE YZERMAN

There is currently raging within #JetsTwitter a truly depressing and heated debate between Fitz loyalists, who somehow believe the statistical worst quarterback in football so far this season is being scapegoated; Geno stans, who defend his two full seasons of futility as attributable entirely to a truly bad…

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

And LeBron is currently their daddy.

His right heel never leaves the ice, and his left heel leaves it because, you know, skating.