The statement that Manning is “one of the most honorable and upstanding individuals” just might be overkill. Everyone does seem to be tap dancing around the issue of Manning’s wife receiving HGH.

That’s part of the joke. The damn Nationwide ad stopped being funny before the commercial ended. Assaulting Peyton with the same shitty jingle is the joke.

I prefer to assess the validity of the actual reporting instead of accepting or dismissing based on the network affiliation...

I’m sure theres a fetish for it

This is all about that dude getting publicity for himself and his company. He does this shit all the time. He can’t possibly believe she’ll really follow up on it; he just likes being in the news.

You’ve piqued my interest.

True, especially if their point is that no one will recognize her name by next year. They could hardly wait that long. Or even like, two days.

You are expecting class and tact from a porn movie company?

Jesus GOD, Vivid, TOO DAMN SOON. This is like a vulture hanging around outside when you’ve got the flu going “how ya feeling? Turn for the worse?”

Hirsch insists that Gutierrez can choose her sex partners, as well as “the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in.”

Does that ultimately matter? The companies get free advertising just for making the offer; that’s what they’re in it for.

I think that one Teen Mom girl did, right? ...jeez, I know too much about dumb celeb shit.

And yet my homemade porn just sits there.

Serious question. Why is access to tattooing so prevalent in jail systems? Seems like it’d fall under some kind of contraband line of thinking.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

idt hooking up equates a serious relationship

How do famous people get into relationships so quickly? I meet someone I can stand about once every five years.

Eh. I give it until beginning of Feb. Then she’ll move on with a Jenner brother, and he’ll be Kylie’s rebound after that cat she's seeing.

Why is there a picture of Gérard Depardieu?

See, this is what happens when you pass up ten years’ worth of doing Harry Potter movies and the $$$ that comes with it (he turned the role of Severus Snape for Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes). When the owls deliver you an invitation to Hogwarts, you fucking go to Hogwarts!