They gave what the gamers wanted; Bear Sex

Trombone Hero got screwed out of a nomination for GOTY!

Everyone (the industry) take note that BG3 is the best multiplayer game.

It sounds like Kojima really wants to work in Hollywood.

You are wildly out of step with the modern world.

I’m honestly surprised more of those chuckleheads aren’t whining on social media to try and extend their 15 seconds of fame for being referenced.

Look I think people should be allowed do what they want , but I refuse to take an adult who made his face look like the scribbles on the back cover of a 13 year olds math work book seriously . Like c’mon dude you actually made a decision to look like that , a video game coming up with a similarly dumb looking…

Lol Rockstar will never reach out to this nitwit, and you can’t expect to be compensated for looking like a useless twat, there’s no “owning” that or having rights to it. 

I feel like you could have work "meth" into the rhymes, but everyone's a critic

Florida Man, Florida Man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Florida Man.

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Florida Man?
Degraded man, Florida Man.

Am I the only one having a hard time telling which screen shot is real and which is the video game?

Yes.

Bro, he’s dead. Sucking his dick now would literally be necrophilia 

because he was

And? He’s easily in the top three greatest monsters of the 20th century. Every news article about him should start off with that.

This is the only acceptable answer. 

No

“Phase 2: ???????”
“Phase 3: Profit!”

“I have guns, gold, potassium iodide, antibiotics, batteries, water, gas masks from the Israeli Defense Force, and a big patch of land in Big Sur I can fly to.”

As it turns out, some people enjoy things that you don’t, and are sad to see the death of games in this list. Who knew?