This person has some...issues. I see a restraining order in his future.

“21-meat salute” is a phrase that will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Weird hill for him to die on, but at least he’ll be dead I guess.

The doofus that runs Libs of TikTok can get fcked in the face with a sledgehammer & I would shed nary a tear.

Aw, regrets. 1998. The local Wal-Mart is closing because the new Super Wal-Mart is opening across the street. I go to pick over the closeouts at the the old store and there’s some copies of Color A Dinosaur for the NES for like $6 each. I laugh at them and keep walking.

Sony needs to show Astro some love whether it’s a VR title or not. Astro’s Playroom was a brilliant piece of software.

Yeah there’s something else I don’t need to buy...and why the fck am I opening my wallet?

I wish I could meet the person who wrote the review, buy them a beer, shake their hand or maybe give them a hug, and tell them I felt all of that.

HIs favorite type of music to play with his maracas is scat.

Sinner! Sinner! Chicken Dinner! (But not on Sundays).

Every time I think about Wip3Out, Xpander starts playing in my head. That game was just such a moment.

Also, she uses her dress to float briefly at the end of the obstacle course sequence. That was her signature move in SMB2.

DeSantis is going to die on this hill isn’t he?

For the good of society, Michael Knowles should get runover by a fucking dump truck.

That last assault on the Hydra & Soltis is something. Even 22+ years later, I remember the emotional response I had and my jaw being on the floor for most of that sequence. I hope Sega remasters SoA so more people can experience it. I just hope they give us the option to turn down the encounter rate.

Dang, two people beat me to the punch but I’ll say it anyways:

To sum up the slideshow:

Adam Vinatieri is still the GOAT though in terms of video game appearances.

I need to play more games that I haven’t played/beaten before. I make this pledge every year but still seem to spend what little gaming time I have replaying old games I’ve beaten many times. There’s comfort in familiarity though, right?

In an ideal world, it would be DANNY F. DEVITO.