Behold!

Alexa Routines! It’s as if I’m speaking with the voice of God

Yeah, this was before I took the plunge and bought a smart speaker that could control everything...Now I can turn on the TV, turn on the Xbox, turn off the lights, lock the door, flush the toilet, and turn up the A/C all with one command.

Definitely no big loss. More of a novelty than anything. 

Neither did I. But I did like the voice commands though. My kids’ friends thought it was some star trek shiz when I could control the XB1 by talking to it when it first came out.

Sorry friend, but...

1998ish. Honor student. Never did anything to draw the ire or attention of administrators. Wore a hat into the school by accident. Was given a citation by the assistant principal because hats were against the dress code. I asked why, he said they we’re ‘disrespectful.’ I asked ,“Disrespectful to who?” and was given an…

Fascists by function too afraid to be called fascists by name, getting paid by alumni donations and state funds.

Exactly. The only real loss for me on GamePass is if I let a game fall of it before I get to try it out. Again, why invest my limited amount of time into something that I’m not enjoying when there’s something out there that I might like better.

Same with Outer Wilds. I thought it was just me. I wanted to like it so bad...but I just couldn’t. Even after a couple of hours, I just did not enjoy it.

The correct response is:

Dolly is dignity. Dolly is grace. Barb is neither of those things and can go shit in her hands and clap.

...an annual radish orgy...

I really wanted to like Hyper Light Drifter. It looked and sounded so good, but just wasn’t fun at all. I never finished it. I hope this game doesn’t follow a similar path.

Homer Simpson : Oh, why won’t anyone give me an award?

All of these people sound like absolute shitheels.

• Gunvalkyrie

A human centipede-style ouroboros of stupidity.

I never read the book of Genesis like that, but goddamn, you’re right! The part about being all for free food and tons of sex, I mean.

... next they’ll be coming for the rest of Conservative Culture!