Not yet, but I hear that’s pretty easy to do online these days! Hm, starting my own religion for fun and prophet, er profit...Worked for L. Ron Hubbard!

Let the backwards-thinking idiots wipe themselves out. Can I get an AMEN!

Honestly, me too at this point. A far-right leaning trailer park (imagine that) in my town full of supposed Christians (who seem to actually worship someone else at this point as indicated by the flags flown on their houses and shitty trucks) has been decimated by COVID. As bad as it sounds, I have ZERO empathy or…

Phantasy Star is a series I would love to see revisited, and not in MMORPG form. I’ve always felt the character development, or lack thereof, was what held Phantasy Star III back. I just could not form a connection with any of the characters. This made the marriage choices seem so abrupt and lacking in any sense of…

Grandia. It was my junior year in college, and I was home for winter break. I had finally gotten this game after wanting it for so long. I spent the entirety of my break playing this on my cousin’s PS2 since my original PSX had long-since worn out. This game was everything I wanted in an RPG and everything that Final…

Gunvalkyrie: oh my god, yes! That was one of the two games I bought when I got my OG Xbox. I remember see a review of it and thinking that it would fill my nextgen Metroid void. It kind of did and kind of didn’t. It did its own thing, and that was cool too once I got the hang of the controls.

Christmas 1986. Our house got its first game console: the Emerson Arcadia 2001. My first game was a Pac-Man knockoff called CatTrax, and I was hooked.

If nothing else, this game had an awesome soundtrack! I got it because it had Final Fantasy in the title after FF2 got me hooked.

I would like to introduce you to one of my fave Twitter Accounts:

Skidda’s Row from Donkey Kong Country 3 on the SNES.

The N64. It just did not wow me at all like I thought it would (thanks Nintendo hype machine). The PSX had more and better games. It’s hard to go back to the blocky, blurry mess that was the N64, too. Some PSX games are still worth booting up, especially the JRPGS which the N64 had NONE of which to speak. It was just…

You had me at Lady Urbosa.

Way back in ‘88, I found out I was getting a NES for Christmas. I had questions about it since I didn’t really know much about video games. I knew one other kid in our class had one, but I didn’t know him. I had never really talked to him at all, but I still struck up a conversation with him about it on the…

I’ve paid both of my boys for grades but not for chores. The rates in elementary and middle school were $5 for each A, $3 for each B, nothing for a C or D. A single F or Unsatisfactory conduct grade would wipe out any money earned. Thankfully, that has never happened. When they got to high school and started taking…

This is...the realest thing I have seen today. It sent chills down my spine.

That part in Outlast...yeah you know the one.

I’ve actually been buying steak-umms regularly for the first time ever in my life! Someone showed me how to make a cheap teriyaki beef ramen bowl with them and my kid and I have been thoroughly enjoying them! The savory teriyaki sauce and broccoli for the ramen mask that poached gym sock aroma.

There’s no soup, no soda, no flour, and no goddamn Hot or Lean Pockets! There’s still one giant rancid ass cheeto hanging around though. Hopefully it’ll get thrown out with the trash in the next few weeks.

That’s exactly the plan since none of the Peanuts Holiday Specials will be on broadcast TV this year. NONE of them. They’re all streaming exclusively on Apple TV+, hence the defiance of Apple part.

I gave up on getting any trick-or-treaters a long time ago. This year, I am going to have a small outdoor gathering with a few old friends and we’re all going to watch It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (among others) in defiance of Apple. I’m hoping this becomes our new Halloween tradition.