This is hilarious since this is the same organization that lets Maldonado race.

unlike regular SUVs, the Model X’s battery pack is mounted under the car’s floor

“A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery near Clarenville, Newfoundland. First responders on the scene have recovered 328 bodies”

What’s even more absurd is the idea of launching a first stage rocket into space and having it return back to gently land on a floating barge to be re-used again later.

So the two opposing opinions to pick from about whether it’s possible are

Oof. Cole went on to say the environmental review and permitting for digging Musk’s tunnels would take “decades.” <<< perfect example of govt. efficiency 

Neutral: Will Limited Options Be Enough For The Model 3?

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I usually don’t yell at inanimate objects but I just told my tv to fuck off.

What a coincidence. I also want to raise a billion dollars.

Maybe they could start a GoFundMe campaign.

Supercharger network and autopilot are two big reasons.

The release of Workplace’s report was publicized by a third-party spokesperson hired by the UAW

Huh. These look like a bunch of dumb fun, but since I’m an owner/operator of a healthy, full-size adult male penis, I’ll never be able to drive one of these Compensators comfortably.

It would actually be interesting to see how this would compare on a track to some more modern pseudo-supercars.

What about the people operating the bulldozers? Oh, right...buried too. Sad.

That is a very painful question for me.

Its Jalopnik. They’ve always had an anti-Tesla slant, as do most of the commentors. Throw in a little Tin Foil Hat Big Brother Is Watching kind of scare, and its guaranteed to be a hot click baity topic.

Sure. Okay. Yep.