It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

This is Tesla, not BMW.

The funny thing is, the existence of this as a news article is actually a roundabout confirmation of Tesla reliability.

I’m sorry but why is this news?

IMO they made one good movie and 6 (soon to be 7) shitty “sequels.”

At the risk of sounding like an uptight, obsessive compulsive douche I’m going to say that I really don’t like anyone else driving my cars. I have one, really, really good friend who also happens to be an excellent driver and just as OCD as I am, that I trust. But that’s it. Too many well intentioned “car enthusiasts”…

Will it have windows?

Something is super bullshit here.

What a sack of shit Clarkson is. I’m glad I never watched the shows.

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Thanks man. Everytime I feel the red mist descending, I ask myself one simple question, “Is it worth it?”

Fair dues, hombre. Glad you’re mending your ways, regardless. Don’t want any Jalops getting shot for pissing off the wrong person, y’know?

More like Faraway Future, amiright?

LOL @ “car”

Exactly, we will wait because it is Tesla. Tesla has produced pretty incredible cars.

Descending order of universal sympathy:

Cmon, we all know he’s already working on his own sexbot.

I see the Tesla haters are out in full force tonight. What does he have to do to make you people happy? Autopilot was fine before this update. If it wasn’t for people not paying attention this would never have been a problem.