Am I the only person that finds it ridiculous that they try to match these guys to a particular geographic area based on where they played college ball? Is it so the rednecks who cheered them on in college can cheer them on in a fake pro league?

And someone has to be drafted last... what’s more irrelevant than irrelevant?

Well, I’d rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won’t know where I am

Sorta related, but this came to my mind today.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

I never understood the logic:  Take a city that hasn’t cared about NFL football for about 20 years.  Put a team there, wait a year, then put another team there.  Why?  Maybe if the Chargers were there alone their fans would follow and make some new ones, but once the Rams were there, the Chargers were not getting any…

This has nothing to do with Pixies, which is bullshit. But you couldn’t soundtrack this with a trailer version of “Monkey Goes to Heaven”? This shit’s dead in the water.

Walt chose Orlando because at the time it was pretty much an empty, undeveloped swamp with cheap land and it was easy to develop and build. Florida was also becoming a popular vacation destination for families at the time.

Harbour does a spot-on Phoenix impression here.

My parents went away and left my brother in charge once and it went down pretty much like that.  Although this was right after Zima came out so we got to try that crap.  I remember watching Kalifornia and The Crying Game for the first time that night. It was a weird sleep over

This movie would never get into Brown with a C+ rating from Ihnat.  Maybe Rick Singer can help.

I always love hearing about tween girls sleep over movies because when I was a tween boy(before the internet..I’m old) our goal was one of two things

The entire schedule, except for 2 games, is already determined for YEARS in advance.

You do know how the schedule is created, right? Its not random, and its not ‘picked’ by anyone. Its:

6 games vs your division

Any team the Pats beat are awful. Don’t you know anything? If the best team in the league beats you, it means that you are so fucking bad that they shouldn’t even count it as a win for the Pats. The only team that counts if they beat is the Chiefs, but even then it should only count as a tie.

GOD! It’s like you don’t…

I know this is going to sound like spite, envy and whatever similar negative emotion because my own team is super mediocre. (There’s a percentage of that, no denying it)
But honestly, the NFL will be much more interesting when this Brady/Belichick duo stops dominating the league (No need to point to me they seem to…

The same thing happened to my wife, but it was me who interrupted and also I was naked.

That’s “Visionary Director Ang Lee” to you!

Yup
Snyder is the worst person - by a distance - who owns an NFL team
And it’s not exactly a parade of 32 nice guys over there

To Bostonians defense the tickets and travel to Maryland is cheaper than going to Foxboro. 

FedEx Field is where you go when you want to be close to nowhere, adjacent to nothing, and 3-4 hours reaching the foregone conclusion.