proflavahotkinjaname
Prof. Lava_Hot
proflavahotkinjaname

Ford listed the cabin air filter on S550 Mustang’s as a 30k mile service interval, despite clearly designing it in a way that no one in their right mind would replace it. Full dashboard tear-down for a goddam filter? NO THANKS, I’M GOOD

How in the hell, even with that plea, does he not have to register as a sex offender? Maybe Ohio laws differ, but that’s generally the least even a rich white guy could plead those charges down to. He started sending her sexual material when she was 12 and he was in his late 20s. Way to protect admitted sexual

“Yeah, we totally paid $1500/pound to J. Cameron Catering for the celery on the craft services table. Sorry, Matt.”

If I was Bryan Cranston I’d’ve demanded duplicate meth-cookin’ tighty-whities.

Jackson did insist on using real Mithril for the props. 

Kevin Smith said Clerks was billed for 25 percent of the “Miramax yacht” at Cannes even though Pulp Fiction was their prize movie that year.

IIRC, and Damon might not have explained it properly, but if he was offered gross points, he is one of the first in line to get paid. (For example Jack Nicholson made over $50 million on Batman from his deal.) NET profits is where the screw jobs come in and usually end up amounting to practically pennies, if that. I

Johnson was given a lousy foundation by Abrams, but he also made some significant unforced errors, like Holdo not telling anyone her plan (and Poe’s mutiny being shrugged off), and Rose risking both her life & Finn’s to prevent him from doing something quite similar to what Holdo did. That aside from the throne room

The problem is that there’s already so many callbacks and nostalgia bait (which I enjoyed, don’t get me wrong) in TFA, not to mention RoS, that it feels like cruel edging. Here, we’re gonna rub our dicks at you but we’re gonna restrain ourselves about the money shot.

Weird thing is, after TFA, Abrams was talking about how he had read Johnson’s script for Chapter 8 and thought it was amazeballs and how he wished he had thought of some of that stuff.

First off, you’re ignoring or missing my actual point; second off... you really should go talk to someone about your irrational whiny hatred of JJ Abrams.

When Luke finally shows up at the end, it’s maybe the most effective sequel-bait scene I can remember. I couldn’t believe I had to wait two more years to see more of that guy.

I liked all three of the sequel trilogy, but there are two things that would have improved them a lot — one Disney could have helped and the other they couldn’t.

I know everyone’s major problems with RoS have been aired out repeatedly so I’ll just list my nitpicks for admittedly petty reasons.

I love both those movies. Someone once described Apollo 13 as “competence porn” in the sense of it being exhilarating to watch people do their jobs well and overcome astonishing obstacles.

You humans are obsessed with using thumbs.

The combination of the plastic sides along with the logo design was giving me strong Little Tikes vibes.

My mom and I rented Invisible Man when it came out VOD last year and we turned off the lights and popped popcorn and it was a pretty good experience. It wasn’t exactly that of being in a theater, but it was fairly close. We didn’t regret spending $20 on it.

I feel like most studios haven’t really landed on a satisfying price point for this stuff yet, but my devil’s advocate position is this: In a big city, a movie ticket runs you $15. For that, one person gets to watch the movie once, at an appointed time. For most $20 rentals, you have access to it at your leisure, for