I would ask why no musical worms, but the only song I can think of with worms is the Pink Floyd song:

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

And not just a little bit wrong; 180 degrees wrong. Love means not being afraid to admit when you’re wrong because your partner will accept you anyway. You’d think even a boorish Yalie would know that.

What’s always been hilarious to me is that the members of that generation most intent on sticking it to the man and rebelling against authority are now the biggest proponents of expanding government regulation into as many facets of life as possible.

“[Young people] are high-minded because they have not yet been humbled by life, nor have they experienced the force of circumstances.
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They think they know everything, and are always quite sure about it.”

There’s a great line in Mad Men (from Roger of all people) saying “I bet there were people walking around in the Bible complaining about kids these days”.

This is terrible, Tom. And hurtful. Every year, dozens of beatific young women die of Ali McGraw’s Disease and despite decades of research we are still no closer to a cure. And pieces like this that downplay the very real effects -- husbands feeling bad, husbands moping, husbands seeing a decline in their racquetball…

I remember in the late ‘90s when Barry Lyndon was being shown at a local art theater, one of the alternative papers did a write up about it and called him “a human jar of mayonnaise”, which is an insult I deeply enjoyed and still periodically deploy about bland yet awful male actors.

Un-kill that P.I. character from The Firm and bring Busey back to play him.

“Sebastian drinks small-batch bourbon, tells everybody he meets that he drinks small-batch bourbon, and carries a gun.”

Am I missing the joke? Doesn’t that synopsis sound like Lincoln Lawyer? Which ironically is also currently being shopped around as a tv show?

We also need to collectively get our terminology straight - One Day at a Time is a reboot; Fuller House is a sequel.

Setting M*A*S*H in Afghanistan will solve the problem of the show lasting longer than the war.

Hmmm... if Marvel wants me to care about stuff like a supposed “1000th issue”, maybe they should stop restarting their books with new issue #1s every few years.

This really has been driving me nuts for years. “If you count the three ongoings we canceled, some issues from a book with a completely different name, plus…

This app was a godsend for those in the Jeremy Renner hook up scene. His fans have always had to use code to spot each other in a crowd. Yeah you could go to bars like “Made You Look” or “Still Bourne” (Hurt Locker gets raided and shut down A LOT), but this was a way to do that without having to go out.

Number of times Jeremy Renner has gotten to sit next to Amy Adams: 1

There are now 7,000 Russian citizens named Jeremy Renner.

I think The Langoliers and Maximum Overdrive deserves to be in a special WTF territory.