I am all for people continuing to make these movies as long as Ignatiy is forced to review them and deliver gems like that. For the record, my favorite is the lede of the magnificent Jem and the Holograms review: “Made on the cheap, the live-action adaptation of the popular ’80s cartoon Jem And The Holograms often…

Yeah i know it’s silly but i was genuinely offended by this one’s premise...the guys essentially saved the world twice he should at least be logically given the benefit of the doubt vis a vis trying to kill a President. The whole framed plot has always been my second most hated (The first at is when a character…

Is this the film where Butler’s character finally takes the fight to Fuckheadistan?

I always imagined that whenever the PR copy for some obviously heinous new film appeared in the AV Club’s inbox, someone would read it and say, “Clear Ignatiy’s schedule!”

Geostorm!

That’d be from <a href=”https://film.avclub.com/contract-to-kill-isn-t-just-bad-it-s-steven-seagal-bad-1798189772">this review</a>, which is indeed one for the ages. It should be in the Smithsonian next to the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and other great documents in history.

The best one is still from a Stephen Segall film.  He turns in the type of performance normally associated with actors who died half way through production.

London was a horrible movie, but it did have a good set piece or two.  They weren’t nearly good enough to make up for the rest though.  It was kind of like seeing a 5$ bill in a toilet bowl full of shit. 

Holy shit... London has Fallen was the most racist, bigoted bullshit movie I have ever seen. And I watched Song of the South as a wee child (sub 6 years old, obviously I had no inklings of the racial overtones the cartoon presented).

Angel is a vampire who can’t experience love or he’ll turn evil. Also, he was a puppet this one time.

The London Has Fallen review is in my top 5 of all time. I’m talking Roger Ebert-eviscerates-North level.

“Democratic primary loser” energy

That’s silly. If the Russians wanted a new American Preisdent they wouldn’t kill him, they’d just rig an election.

After that beautifully brutal London Has Fallen review, I was really hoping IV would review this one too. I was not disappointed. Even the mild compliments in this review are still cutting! Its also hilarious that this movie ignores plot points of previous movies AND basically admits the character of “wife” is so thin…

Ignatiy, know that the one redeeming characteristic of these movies is that we get to read your pans. If there were a Pulitzer Prize for harshest, yet funniest critique, you would win in perpetuity, especially if these films keep getting made. Tell me, does this one have any dialogue approaching the level of, “Go back…

‘POTUS In A Coma’ is my favorite Smiths song.

Yep. Because the producers know that the people who make these movies hits aren't going to see a good movie, they're going to send a message to Liberal Hollyweird about where they stand in the culture war.

Only if said by Jason Statham in the same way he said "I now pronounce you man and knife"

It's too bad Little Boy wasn't successful; Kevin James' character could've starred in the sequel Fat Man.

I love that movie.