I was 14 in 99. Maybe I went in the wrong direction embracing (nu-)metal instead of punk.

He was very hit-or-miss for me.

Inventory is definitely how to kick off these Nostalgia Weeks. First one this week that really immersed me in 1999.

2000 was the most anticlimactic moment in history.

I can't unsee this resemblance now. Although I think more like mother and son (ewww).

Nicholas Cage reminds me of 10-year-old me hopped up on too much sugar. So I love him.

Yeah. My guess was Moonf*ck.

Thank you for letting me know to open up Spotify today!

What's it called?

Underlying sounds like a real piece of shit for doing that.

But is he whiter than White?

My jaw is wide open and my eyes are tearing up from this.

She murdered Steve? Also, I love how this is from News.

BLUE sky? BROWN earth?? Who wants to see that???

That's how I do every Saturday night.

Feels like classic AV Club

Yay, more Karen Gillan in that outfit! And the rest of the Jumanji stuff!

Man, I wonder how many disappointed heavy metal fans went into this expecting songs of war and evil sung by Bruce Dickinson.

Your misspelling just completely fucked up every ecosystem on Earth. I hope you're happy. (Actually, thst could be the sequel.)

Look for spin-offs The Mazda Masseuse, the Buick Butler, and the Honda Hotelier.