vaguely aspiring towards Demi Moore

That doesn't happen.

Tumors grow. We abort them.

You know what? I kinda want to go get an abortion just in spite of you. Unfortunately on that matter, I'm a guy.

Mazes and Monsters II?

Pope. They couldn't afford real vestiments and they want to call the Catholics girly.

There is nothing slick about our highways in MA. Except the conditions sometimes.

Tom Hanks and Will Smith star in 47 counts of tampering with the mail!

I don't think there are too many white guys in the Bible. Maybe the Romans.

The RCC does not allow non-reproductive sex of any form. Poophole loophole is strictly a protestant thing.

The RCC does not allow non-reproductive sex of any form. Poophole loophole is strictly a protestant thing.

Now that's a raw deal. I thought Titanic required at least second base automatically.

Heart-ON. Too much of a hard-on. He misspoke.

Whatever. I'm just in it for the 90s fanservice. Usually sjip origin stories anyway. Too formulaic. If it's better than Dark Phoenix, that's all I hope for.

I'm kinda disappointed that given current trends there isn't a shared Stephen King Cinematic Universe. With Marvel-like producers to ensure quality more like It than The Dark Tower.

I thought the good died young?

Remember when Rowan here thought that Bush voiced himself on the Simpsons? https://tv.avclub.com/the-simpsons-two-bad-neighbors-1798180448

Are we finally allowed to not like this? I hope so, though the article seems to say otherwise.

Smallville may have had its weak points, but Erica Durance was the *perfect* Lois Lane, imho.

People were definitely angry about TPM.