How proud are you of that headline, Madeleine? Because you should be.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Kotaku cross-post

Trainer: What’s your name?

Theory aside, the resolution to the matter at hand is to call it “B-dubs,” as everyone in my area does. Definitely saves syllables.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?