I never played two or three, but as a proud owner of my free Nintendo Power subscription copy of Dragon Warrior, I can’t imagine playing more than fifteen minutes of that game today. While the monster designs remain both charming and impressive for a NES game, the random encounters combined with the single player,…

Woah woah woah. I’m here for the general message that going at rap is ridiculous, but Iron Maiden is awesome.

Or the Priazzo:

This has shades of the bullshit Maui costume controversy a few years back. You remember that one, where shitheads were saying that white kids shouldn’t be able to dress up as another race to emulate one of their heroes (which seems like a step in the right direction to me).

“Hey, I’m a cool guy that likes to shit on things other people enjoy. Give me your money”
-kickstarter guy (probably)

Then you’re a fraud: As someone who was alive in America at the time, it was the “Nintendo,” full stop. Hence, the successor was the “Super Nintendo” with SNES something of a more recent appellation.

Of course, I’m joking but it was only the called the “N.E.S.” in advertising. At the playground and lunchtables, it…

Came down here to be a grump about Utz! It’s the superior chip.

Utz is the one true crab chip which those Herr’s old bay chips are clearly piggybacking on! 

Funny enough, I met my wife through OKCupid. However, the difference was she messaged me. I maintained it more as something to fuck around on when I was bored, ended up with us having a 95-99% match rate, she was curious, and found that “Yep. Lot’s in common. Let’s see if he’s a douchebag”.

Some of us always wanted to be a lumberjack. You know. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood. The larch. The fir. The mighty scots pine! Just sleep all night, and work all day.

Looks more like a Deathwing reference.

Maybe clarify that this is not actually affecting the Drive cloud service but only the apps labeled Drive on Macs and PCs.

I live in Maryland and I purposely stopped reading this story the other day.

But can we get them all in the same room with out green screen?

You do not understand intellectual property law.

educators should make the MOST MONEY out of ANYONE. for fucks sake. they are literally the most important people in kid’s lives. maybe tied with parents. maybe.

Maybe the app is dependent in some way on the site we’re currently hammering?

I’m 6' 3". I’m familiar with this hell.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

Well, I know Giz isn't a terribly Christo-friendly place, but I'm gonna roll with this anyway...