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If Perez had any sense of comedy he would have thrown that ball over the fence too.

I love that Deadspin’s chosen photo for every story concerning noted edgelord Trevor Bauer is of him and the ‘Progressive’ signage. Well played.

I’ve said it before, but I enjoy watching him get shelled, even when it means that the Indians lose. I’m sure Bauer would say there I go droning on again, but it’s not like he can stop me. 

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

As a Yankee fan, I’m dusting off the book I bought back when they signed A-Rod, called “How to Rationalize Rooting for an Asshole.”

Cool, now we’re in for 24 hours of tweets from Bauer that the ball was asking for it.

Funny how the guys who make the biggest show of shouting about how FACTS don’t care abut your FEELINGS are always the first ones to throw a gigantic temper tantrum when they don’t get their way. I wonder if these two things are somehow related...

“What the fuck is wrong with you”

A very stable genius.

Q told him to do it.

I have seen this river. I have camped up and down this river. I have been chased by grizzly bears near this river. I have never tried to cross this river.

Alaska is pretty easy to get killed in if you go in with certain personal attributes.  

My favorite CC Onion bit was “CC Sabathia In Best Shape Of Bartolo Colon’s Life”.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Damn snowflakes.  In my day they would have given the ref a flying drop kick to the head and then lit the stadium on fire while their supporters stampeded the opposition.  

“Countdown till someone provides proof of David Hogg using the n- word in HS”

I was trying to write something of length to describe why this is such a bad-faith argument from the GOP, and why this kid’s viewpoints are deeply troubled.

This, clearly, is the end result of exceptionally poor genetics. 

Weird, usually when a guy with a shaved head and camo Bruins jersey (who definitely has a thin blue line Punisher flag behind the squat rack in his basement) and a bro with a flat brimmed backwards hat get together it’s in Harvard’s philosophy department’s faculty meetings.