Um, not according to the results of the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Are you really saying that full citizenship should be denied to people without paying jobs?

Don’t forget Donald Sterling. What is it with Donalds?

But what if he’s an aaaathleeete?

Careful, you might catch something.

And here I thought hardly anybody else saw the mythic significance of baking powder. In Rumford, RI, across the tracks from my childhood bedroom window, there loomed a huge red can of Rumford Baking Powder in the sky. It was dependably present and as familiar as my family’s faces. It was good and right that we had a…

He probably wanted her at Mar-a-Lago as eye candy and to flirt with, massaging his male ego. Stroking it. Tugging on it. Pumping it.

Primatologists recognize this smile as a “submissive grin” or “fear grin.” Note the sides of the lower lip pulling down. Monkeys and apes (including humans) do it when threatened by a higher-ranking individual, and also when caught in a transgression. (“Who, me?”)

“Word wastebasket” reminds me of my old Extreme Toaster. Each function had one robust setting, resulting in a marvelous efficiency: it burned the toast and then lobbed it directly into the wastebasket.

Aaaand you win the Internet today.

Stassa Edwards, purveyor of well-reasoned yet fiery long-form feminist analysis in historical context: by the power vested in me by no one in particular, I hereby confer upon you the M.B.A.P.*, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto.

Ignore the fact that it wasn’t even the only mass shooting incident this morning (San Francisco).

You mean the same damn thing Comey was trying to explain to the Senate?

Ooh, ooh, can I play? Round Two could be “George W. Bush or Sarah Palin?”

Well, as the Cos so aptly put it, “reality is the situation. And I can’t speak.”

The full lineup could include “Hogan’s Heroes” (Bob Crane) and “Baretta” (Robert Blake), not that their alleged behaviors were in the same category.

But they’d end up fine once Bruce Willis arrived — sent by Morgan Freeman.

Any Jezzies going to join the #MarchForTruth on June 3 (besides me)?

While we’re at it:

Said the commenter to a blog post about a proposed film about the book that started as fan fiction about a film series based on books.