I agree it should have been live, but that’s not why it failed. It failed because they took something great and neutered it. Everything was too polished. Too pretty. Too PG. I’d accuse it of being the Glee version of Rocky Horror except there already was one, and even that managed to be less boring. Honestly, they…

Dammit, if they are going to remake a musical, why not just go for the one that hardly anyone has seen and do Shock Treatment? Plus, with its themes of reality television and pseudo-fame, it’s more relevant than ever.

His choice of vice clown is equally scary unless you’re a straight, white, Xtian bigot.

Some clowns are very scary.

The internet is not made up solely of Firefly fans. It’s 20% Browncoats, 20% Bronies, 10% Unwashed Greasy Gamergaters, 15% People Who Say “Actually” And/Or “To Be Fair” in comments, and 69% Porn.

Have to agree...that whole “person standing at the end of a dock” could have been from one of hundreds or even thousands of movies.

Some of those examples were a reeeeal stretch. Some were homages, yes, but most of them? Filler for the cinema class project the publisher was working on.

Now that’s just silly. Mice are nasty little pieces of work, while rats are some of the nicest, most social mammals in existence. Plus rats are big enough that you can actually interact with them, while mice can barely comprehend that you exist.

I’ll go with “If you think blackface isn’t racist, then you’re racist” for $200.