Sigh.

It’s so obvious.

Come now, the only answer here is Helena.

“When a. Problem. Comes a long.

The only really interesting part of the original was the opening, where they talked about the mythology of the Blair Witch. The rest of it was a bunch of doofuses running around in the dark. It was like a migraine in the form of a movie.

Why would a company making nearly $2 million a day on an app succumb to selling out their users info? Answer: They wouldn’t. They’re just nerds that love Pokemon(I’m a nerd so I can say it). Rich, rich, nerds.

That is not even remotely accurate. The reason you are told not to refrigerate thing until they are room temperature is because if it is still hot it is going to warm up you entire fridge. How exactly did you think placing a warm piece of food in a cold fridge would make it spoil?

You can’t refrigerate it before it reaches room temp or it will spoil.

“Fake the footage of the fake moon landing on the moon?”

And mermaids. Mermaids!!

People believed Animal Planet’s televised special on the existence of dragons. You are correct not to underestimate the stupidity of some people.

NASA wanted to fake the moon landing and hired Stanley Kubrick to film it.

How much you wanna bet the crazy people are gonna think this is an actual documentary and not a think piece? Because 9 times out of 10, that’s what usually happens with movies like this.

For Republicans- two white dudes with guns living off the grid who are friends with an angel

I think Repubs might like it because: manly men fighting scary shit.

Do Republicans get their knowledge of technology from Scorpion? Because that explains a lot.