Fine, I’ll do it.

My kids would say you overlooked the Lego Movie 2 teaser, which they have watched just about daily for the past 5 months (or at least it seems that way).

Though to be serious, man, I’d have to go with The Dude.

Sy Ableman. He’s a serious man.

Or in the case of superhero origin films, cut the first 40 minutes.

Amy Adams is finally going to get an Oscar.

Paul,

I first saw MST3K with my sister and cousins in the basement of my uncle’s house during a family gathering. We were bored and hiding from the adults, and while flipping through the channels came upon one of the Gamera episodes on Comedy Central. I couldn’t have been more than ten years old, and it was the funniest…

I hope AV Club lets you keep writing this feature even if I’m the only one reading.

I thought I was the only person who thought !!!’s Myth Takes was an underrated classic. Love that album.

The MCU.

I was thinking the same thing. This column is far and away the best thing on AV Club right now.

A train leaves Washington, D.C. traveling northeast at an average speed of 87 mph. Its destination is New York City, a distance of 225 miles. If passenger T.J. Miller consumes three alcoholic beverages per hour and makes one fake bomb threat during the trip, how many more months will his career last?

Too many to choose from, but this one comes to mind:

I wish more bands would hang out at the public library where I work.

Wow, an actual article. It’s seems like it’s been so long since something this good was published here.

I was not planning on seeing it on May 24th. I guess I’ll have to not plan on seeing it on December 20th instead.

I’m excited about this. Even more excited about seeing Tillie Walden at Small Press Expo in a week and a half.

He disappeared up his own anus. At least that’s what I hope the ‘his own anus’ refers to.

I was devastated when the Dissolve folded. I miss that site so much.