It's the Rick Perry of paragraphs - oops!

To have a wall around him and the President, making it harder for anyone on foot to get to them.

Yeah, my poli sci professor used his SuperPAC coverage to explain SuperPACs to us, so his show has directly educated some of the next generation of policy wonks and politicians, people. And quite a few of those students are working on the campaign of John Kline's opponent.

John Casey, is that you?

Or the Red Forman solution - shove your foot in their ass.

Jason Segel was definitely the biggest problem - his separation from the rest of the cast for half a season kept them from doing too many flashforwards early on, since Marshall wouldn't be there.

It's a magical place…

It's not about the length, it's how you use it.

And selling tickets for 10x the price of a movie ticket or a paperback book!

Tim Allen's character on Last Man Standing is a staunch Republican.

Secretariat does already work for CBS over on The Late Late Show…

Unfortunately, Flashforwards didn't work so well for Flashforward.

It's a trap - it's actually a Land Shark!

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

There's also Great-Grandmother Lorelai, so you might want to be more specific…

Milo Ventimiglia or Masi Oka?

But they're both named Lorelai!

"It's always the other one!"

Honky Grandma Be Trippin'!

Also - "Selfie" and "Black-ish" - ABC is really bad at naming shows.