I’m probably not good enough, but neither was Doug

I have lots of amateur shitposting experience. I’m basically Doug already.

Tell me about it. I was really hyped for that game.

No Johnny Cash fueled alien bounty hunting, no sale.

You seemed to have wondered into Foxtrot Alpha stranger... which is a MILITARY enthusiast site operating under Jalopnik which operates under Gawker. So once you’re off your high horse do us all a solid and pull your head outta your ass and see your way back to Jalopnik. Thanks for visiting.

Hybrid isn’t in the GT3 spec.

I’m a level 16. I threw a Pokeball at a CP10 Pidgey. He got out. Threw 2 more. He got out and ran away.

While Ferrari denies qualified people to buy their cars, Ford allowed someone called “captain sparkles” to buy a GT.

I think everyone here knows what I mean. We all know a Marcus. Marcus, in the abstract, is the guy who you’ll have over to your house on Sunday for a few hours to watch football, but you know your girlfriend isn’t going to like it. By the third quarter, and 25 references to his “ball stink” later, your girlfriend goes…

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

. . . . . . . . Right. So. Why doesn't NASCAR use grooved tires, and install wipers, windshield demisters, and break lights??? You know... maybe make the "stock" "cars" more "stock"? I've been to plenty of races where cars that have serial numbers from a manufacture have been raced by drivers who get paid a whole lot…

When asked for a comment on the 40th anniversary of his famous crash, Lauda was quick to place blame on Lewis Hamilton.

Brian France is much like Bush the Lesser and the angry sweet potato Trump....born on third base and thought they hit a triple. NASCAR needs a reboot and seriously back to the days of yore would be a good start. Every racing series gets worse the further from stock they go.

My mom actually very actively discouraged Disney. I didn’t own any of the movies on VHS, was never allowed to watch them if they were on TV or whatever, and never had any princess paraphernalia (Barbies, for the record, were banned too). She made a point to explain why (not into the whole “princess waits for a man” or…

If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

They are eliminating emissions by never actually producing the truck.

Yes, and they shouldn’t have to be in that situation. Are people really taking my comment as me saying “suck it up”? No, it’s fucking terrible and it’s sad that their living quarters remind me of living in a place that withstanded decades of abuse.

I thought Sochi was a shit hole of an Olympic host. Didn’t think anyone can top that. Thanks Brazil for proving me wrong.

I didn’t know about Beijing but as for the other two, I think you could classify those incidents as terrorism directly targeting the Olympics. In Rio it just seems that the Olympics were so poorly prepared that people will die

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.