Meanwhile, Roenick missed the correction, being too busy Googling to see if Manti T’eo’s dead girlfriend was hot.

But did he chase the Bratwursts on the field during the race?

You should also respect @AgeEighty’s right to be entirely correct. :)

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Yeah. Is sexism at play in the marketing? Probably. But that doesn’t negate the fact that they’re entirely different drinks.

That’s a fair point; we’ve changed the language.