True Fucking Story

You’re a fucking idiot

Those backwoods rednecks will cry you a river sir, and they will ignore the fact that they left Larry open on numerous plays throughout the game. These are the same people that will try to convince you that Dom Fucking Capers is a genius. Also, they will try to convince you that its ok that more African Americans are…

You just watched one of the most insane, back and forth NFL contests in history and all you can do is bitch about the fact that the officials didn’t favor your team. I hope you choke on your cheese dinner, you redneck backwoods innocent convicting fuck.

College rules are objectively better. Fucking period. Each team gets to drive. Better drive wins. Repeat if there’s a tie. How is that not superior to a fucking coin flip?

Your past tense is premature, let’s see what happens tommorow :)