15 whole seconds? So much nuance, complexity, and subtlety just like Twitter did to the advancement of civilization in all of its need for depth in dialogue about the human experience.

Oh, that’s right: it’s the Internet and the 21st Century. Who has the time for meaningful discourse? LOL.

So my hope of having a phone I don’t have to carry around like a dinner plate will have to wait. This one is an oblong dinner plate when closed, and a whole accursed smorgasbord table when open.

What th’ heck? They didn’t even CONSIDER the name I submitted. The memes when that last rover died associated it with man’s best friend, so I thought a great tribute would be to name the new rover “Dawg.”

The podcasts of my college lectures have been on iTunes for over a decade. That would be well in excess of a thousand podcasts spanning subject matter in economics, finance, and other subjects. Right now, I’m completely in the dark about what’s going to happen to all of those resources my students and former students…

Yep, another Chromie sounding the clarion about the Evil Flash, that flesh-eating, zombie-coddling, meatloaf-munching Horror to All Who Are Good and HTML5-compliant.

Did you get your paycheck from Google for this article, or are you a Google Helper just because Google is so, like, really neat?

Here’s the thing: I have…