After encountering a clerk with a shitty attitude this morning, I feel you, for the time being at least.

Creativity dawned on me slowly as I became more acquainted with the construction set. My settlement now is nothing like my settlement from week 1. It’s also nothing near as cool as that video, but it’s uniquely mine. I do have a house I call “The Tower”, which is just tall enough to see the Vault 111 platform and the…

Yes let’s use homophobic terminology to describe things we hate.

Yes and it also makes your piss glow bright blue. Also gives you bladder cancer.

No, that's fucking annoying for clerks.

Never. Sell it online for a million bucks.

I bought this exact thing from a convention. The LED wasn't bright enough and the liquid was too dark. So tips, FYI.

They won’t. This was not even a separate news story, it was included in a roundup of celebrity ‘news’. I was sickened to keep scrolling into an unrelated quote by ... Abigail Breslin?

I dated someone once- it happened I swear- and when we made out and got hot and heavy, his clothes would get that exact odor. 4/10 would never date someone again.

Yes, and then it would place its paw gently on your neck as you slept, before detracting its claws into your jugular.

Just leave your items in the wash for about a day.

I love and respect you so much for this.

Ah yes, the great Hamburger Wars of 2198. The Burrito Protectorate had some decisive victories, but ultimately they were no match for General McDonald and his cunning McMechs.

Okay so he’s playing on the ps4. So am I. And I’ve done this.

They shed blood making this game? Like a sacrifice or something? Remind me not to apply there.

Yeah every new settler thinks they’ve got guest rights to my bed too. And also, I’ve given up trying to ‘wait’ in Sanctuary, it's bugged and takes twice as long as anywhere else in the Commonwealth.

There is an achievement that pops, once you get 100%. “Benevolent Leader” or something. But thanks for unintentionally clarifying for me- I wasn't sure if 100% was necessary for endgame or not.

Not tomention, they occasionally quit working and sleep in unassigned beds, leading to a bed shortage and a loss of many happiness points.

No, it was Grodd.