We have mold, ants, the occasional cockroach, and every year instead of cleaning the floor, they just wax over it. Wonder how that pubic hair is somehow cemented into the floor? Well, it might have been the year before you or the year before them or who knows! But it's like a bug in amber now, preserved for eternity…

I'm not surprised about this at all. Afterall, this is an agency that uses books like "The Muslim Mind" to teach its agents about terrorism.

What the hell is the matter with people? Babies are not Band-Aids! I was just discussing this the other day and it never even occurred to me that someone could be this diabolical in trying to keep their signficant other... I can't even begin to imagine how traumatized this woman is now after that kind of violation.…

I had that exact same thought!

Thanks, lady! :D

Props for not mentioning "Islam" in this write-up, Jezebel, a little less Islamophobia in the world is a good thing.

Amazing what a well-tailored dress and some good foundation garments will do for you. My mummy always said, "A good bra can do wonders." I'm assuming the same is true of a good set of undies and costs a damn sight less than having your bum lifted.

I was shot while studying abroad in Cairo and my battle with the Egyptian justice system was the most futile, traumatic effort of my entire life. Then my roommate was murdered by her boyfriend during my first year of graduate school in London (not in our student accommodation but elsewhere). Both times were toward the…

I just want Adele's hair. It is just gorgeous.

I can't watch this film ever since I found-out how Sharon Tate was murdered by the Manson Family. It's just too much. But then, "Precious" is one of my favourite movies of all-time, so I guess I'm excited to see this adaptation and find a happy medium between everything that is totally fucked-up that I love so much.

Is there a plate for people who are pro-choice or are we just resigned to bumper stickers to make our point?

From an article in The Independent earlier today: "Muslim women in our Islamic history have demonstrated positions that expressed correct opinions and advice," he (King Abdullah) told advisers."

"First kisses with people I've dated for long periods of time haven't all been stellar."

Yeah, that's just what we need going into an election year: proof of aliens. Now we can have The Great Gazoo as the GOP's most viable candidate.

Me too! They seemed like they really had a chance and were really trying. I just keep remembering her feeding his friends for lunch and now, the whole house is covered in feces? What in the world?!

I find everything everyone does (insert type of shower here) tacky nowadays. It's no longer about getting what you need for your home/baby/etc. but getting outrageous crap or getting a discount for your outrageous crap. If nothing else, your second, third (?!) baby shower should be more low key than your first.…

This takes the concept of the "Man Cave" to new and distressing heights... I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Wow. Wow. Wow...

Helen Mirren FTW.

HAHAH Aw, thanks! :) And the fact that we need growth and we're not all that, not this great, just society, that's part of what made me sick last night is while I was happily baking Mabon cookies. I was thinking, "The justice system will pull-through, no worries!" *punch out more oak leaves* And then it failed and I…

I'm sorry, what more can we expect from a state legal system that once employed Nancy Grace? It's not the law, it's fucking Tiddly Winks.