AHAHAHAHAHAH OMG!!! What in the world??? Why would you want to put vodka in your ass and masturbate with Italian Dressing??? Are they aware that "food" and "lube" are two distinct categories of things?

I have days in the classroom where I can definitely relate to the parts of the film I've seen so far, so much like the critics' reviews, that may or may not be a disturbing reflection on my pedagogy.

Every time one of these women says "Ya ha-bi-bi!" it's like fingernails being dragged down a chalkboard for me. It's excruciating.

Love this. Your 20s are you EARNING your 30s.

Embrace Louis Vuitton's "travel legacy" and by that we mean "French Colonialism."

The bride is from Budleigh Salterton. I have family there! That's insane, I didn't even believe it was a real place until my Dad insisted that it is. Good for them, that's so sweet! What a lovely day! Congratulations to them both!!! <3

Another Boston Jezzie... this brought me immeasurable joy!!! I remember this jerk from my childhood. Howie Carr hit out of the park today in the Herald, it's amazing. For one day, no one cared about the MBTA being staffed by a bunch of intellectually impaired work furloughed inmates from Walpole.

Brilliant.

"God thinks pageants are good." - Ca'Trina.

HAHAHAHA I was just wondering, "Why the hell is he buying red, white, and blue carnations? It's not even 4th of July Weekend yet!" And then I saw this... beautiful.

lol Perfect. Regular old Jasmine or Jasmine according to Diptyque? Hm.

Tom MacMaster is an egomaniacal hemorrhoid, as many of these idiots who pontificate about the Middle East and Muslim-majority countries are: it's a disease and it's chronic. They just sit there and fester on your bum and never let you get anything done because it doesn't fit into their specific colonial, Orientalist…

I did a self-developed major in Middle Eastern Studies at my undergrad. Then my douchebag "white male in a suit" adviser stole the plan after I graduated and got the College to make it into a real major and get himself an endowed chair, which he then used to hire another white (British) male to help run the new Middle…

I think the real question here is: does Kate Middleton fart AT ALL? Doubtful.

I've seen people get pregnant mid-Ph.D. and then it's over. I've only known one person to ever finish and it's my worst nightmare. I think it's so incredibly self-aware and BRAVE to put it off because you're not ready or secure enough. There are enough problems right now, so much insecurity that why would anyone want…

This show is an hour-long, weekly PSA for putting a viable and proactive sex ed program back in schools and accompanying it with methods and access to birth control and STD protection and treatment. You know what I did in my sex ed class? I coloured a uterus and watched "The Miracle of Life." I still can't tell the…

Thanks! It really did wonders for me, they are all angels.

Yeah, this is precisely the reason I *don't* own dolls because I don't want to offend one and end-up stabbed to death 39 times. Dolls don't make me feel sane.

I just went to Planned Parenthood for the first time yesterday because my students are all very active in the on-campus PP group and because I'm home for the summer and don't have access to my doctor on-campus. I also went to PP because the other OB-GYN in the town where my parents live asked me, when I injured myself…