Exactly, yes.

To follow up, the most embarrassing aspect of our country is when our own citizenry can't fucking read a map properly. Idiot.

Back-to-school shopping is nostalgic? For me, it consisted of my mom frantically dragging my sisters and I around town ALL DAY. She also insisted we get new school clothes each year, which took another entire day and a lot of yelling and sweating by all parties. And even though she made us get the cheapest school…

I feel like . . . if I'm identifying it, then we can let it go. But if he's trying to put blame there to avoid whatever I may be talking about, then I'm not happy about it (i.e., I don't feel "heard.").

Still, he's often right. I'm generally pretty mellow and reasonable. I just don't think his pointing it out is…

You should be okay if you wear a physical sunscreen, one with zinc oxide and not a chemical with oxybenzone et al. As long as you don't sweat like a pig, physical sunscreen stays on until you remove it at night with water or cleansing wipes.

What if you want to be strapped down?

THIS. Sometimes things are totally cool and it's like 'oh, blood, no big' and I just keep on keepin on. Other times, the week before my period I crave salty stuff (I can stuff an entire bag of fritos in my mouth at once, apparently) and get super duper needy. Like, I get irrationally sad and weepy if my boyfriend…

I don't get it every month either (like once every few months). People really do get weirdly dubious about it when it's not consistent.

AHHH ! what if he's the Reddit troll and his wife is the pregnant lady?!

Sorry. I didn't realize this was you.

Same thing, dumdum. If you didn't have ass hair, you'd have shit all over your ass skin, too.

I didn't say men can't be raped. They are less likely to be by far. Sorry if that upsets you.

No, I'm calling you an idiot because you're trivializing rape to an unbelievable degree.

You're an idiot.

Oh yeah, that tool is only available in CS6.

Actually, the language companies use about animal testing are often purposefully misleading. If a product's label says "This product not tested on animals" it usually means that the final product was not tested on animals, but its ingredients were.

Stop. Check the truth about animal testing at www.leapingbunny.org. "Doesn't test on animals" may not mean what you think it means!

Every one who downloaded it, watched it, and passed it along should be strung up from the highest tree in the town square.

I'd like to know about any deceased on the premises. Only because I once saw a documentary about a family who bought a house that was built over a cemetery, and they had ghosts coming through the TV and skeletons popping up in the pool whenever it rained heavily. I vaguely recall that one of their trees was haunted…

It is worth reporting! But I read the headline and immediately said to myself, "This is a Shrayber." Which isn't a great thing, you should be synonymous with a type of delicious sandwich or a fetching kind of men's tie.