THIS. Sometimes things are totally cool and it's like 'oh, blood, no big' and I just keep on keepin on. Other times, the week before my period I crave salty stuff (I can stuff an entire bag of fritos in my mouth at once, apparently) and get super duper needy. Like, I get irrationally sad and weepy if my boyfriend…

I don't get it every month either (like once every few months). People really do get weirdly dubious about it when it's not consistent.

AHHH ! what if he's the Reddit troll and his wife is the pregnant lady?!

Sorry. I didn't realize this was you.

Same thing, dumdum. If you didn't have ass hair, you'd have shit all over your ass skin, too.

I didn't say men can't be raped. They are less likely to be by far. Sorry if that upsets you.

No, I'm calling you an idiot because you're trivializing rape to an unbelievable degree.

You're an idiot.

Oh yeah, that tool is only available in CS6.

Actually, the language companies use about animal testing are often purposefully misleading. If a product's label says "This product not tested on animals" it usually means that the final product was not tested on animals, but its ingredients were.

Stop. Check the truth about animal testing at www.leapingbunny.org. "Doesn't test on animals" may not mean what you think it means!

Every one who downloaded it, watched it, and passed it along should be strung up from the highest tree in the town square.

I'd like to know about any deceased on the premises. Only because I once saw a documentary about a family who bought a house that was built over a cemetery, and they had ghosts coming through the TV and skeletons popping up in the pool whenever it rained heavily. I vaguely recall that one of their trees was haunted…

"This is a Shrayber!" OMG.

It is worth reporting! But I read the headline and immediately said to myself, "This is a Shrayber." Which isn't a great thing, you should be synonymous with a type of delicious sandwich or a fetching kind of men's tie.

She didn't go to Harvard. She did, however, get a certificate from the OPM program that runs on the Harvard campus. It's a pay-for class, not a Harvard Business School program.

So don't read it. So simple.

"Is it really BETTER THAN PULP FICTION?"

This is my favorite thing RE the cake vs. pie debate.

Jesus Christ! YOUR MOM IS EVIL!!!!!!