This is now a hilarious joke I want to play on my siblings with my nieces/nephews.

You're such a man. You scoot your ass in the bathtub until your clit is situated underneath the faucet and then turn the water on, until you have an orgasm. That's what you do when you don't have a handheld shower head.

Where do you think your cole slaw comes from??? Check your cabbage.

Yeah, I wish I were blissfully ignorant too sometimes. :) I tell my husband, who works with a bunch of not-too-bright youngsters, that it can be really hard to be the smartest person in the room. You want to fix things and tell people how to do things a better way, but you have to learn to hold your tongue. But I…

As someone who was classed as gifted at age 8 and is now, by all measures, a total failure/underachiever, my advice would be to not hang it over his head like he is the one "supposed to do something impressive". Cause that is how it happened with me, and in the end, I was just paralyzed with fear and did nothing at…

how do I teach my husband how to give great oral sex.

I hope you get into a terrible accident.

Meh, 3/10 on the trolling scale at best.

According to the sexy times post yesterday, it seems like drugs was a big factor... so... drugs?

I'm not saying every woman lives in fear 100% of the time. I'm just say it's a damn near universal experience to have been standing there, minding your own business, when suddenly you're given reason to be afraid. I'm not especially vulnerable and I don't live in a particularly dangerous area, but I've certainly had…

Are you sexually harassed on a train coming home from work late at night, and then walk home in the dark after that? I'm not "fucking paranoid", I live in a city.

"I'm a guy so I don't know how it is for women". RIGHT, COOL, SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW. being a "badass" doesn't preclude you from sexual assault and to imply that women who ARE concerned about it are somehow weak and paranoid is victim blaming to the max. I have a friend who was sexually assaulted by a stranger at night…

You called those women "fucking paranoid".

You must live a lucky enough life to not notice it.

I see they've finally sent miley north of the wall where she belongs

Doesn't quite match up I'm afraid.

Because women are much less likely to commit violent acts statistically compared to men. 1 female serial killer for every 6 males, 15% of all known serial killers are women. I get the point you're trying to make... but no.

Indeed. That was the season the show made a gigantic push for male viewers, and one of the ways they did it by adding two evil bitch women so Dean had lots of "excuses" to be ravingly misogynistic. They weren't content to stop there, though.... Dean was ravingly misogynistic toward pretty much every woman he shared…

Your user name is completely changing the way I mock/sing a Kenny Rogers' classic.

For many people, emotional cheating IS "real" cheating. Personally, I would not be too concerned about physical cheating, but talking about emotions? That is awful.