professionalwidow
Professional Widow
professionalwidow

My bananas just committed suicide... :(

It probably sounds like slut shaming because it is.

Because being misogynist isn't enough? It's not that rare for misogynist men to go and kill women and rant online but it becomes a much bigger issue if he was racist? And when we find out he was homophonic that seals the deal? I get that you are just adding Information but it just seems that the misogyny aspect always

Kudos on the self-awareness to have "ignorant" in your username.

That is the most COMPLETELY HORRIFYING statement I've ever heard anyone make. You would let it hide in your hair??????????

I have the same problem. My boyfriend hates spiders but I love them! I told my boss that my boyfriend was keeping me from getting a tarantula so boss man let me get one and now she lives on my desk as work! DO I HAVE THE BEST BOSS OR WHAT?

You're better at this than me. All I came up with was CruciFixation.

We already had Christpin: it's called the Crucifixion.

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There is! The girl they have singing it has a really interesting voice.

Yep. Same here. Guy asked for an open relationship, but was surprised to find out that meant that I would sleep with his friends. He should have been clear on the rules.

You're a fucking horrible human being. GTFO.

This article needs a serious edit. Over and above that:

Puh-leeze. Any woman who's been dealing with actual periods for 10, 15 years is NOT gonna be out-grossed out by that. Your 3 minutes of walking on the red side does not compete with 120+ weeks of literal bloody messes.

I once had a roommate who would reply to all cat callers with, "Want me to come over and wipe some period blood on you?!" Shut them up every time.

Oh oh oh oh oh

Actually, sorry Christina and Miley, but in the music world, PRINCE is the original chaps-wearer.

RiotPoof, been there. May I recommend what my sister and I do on Mothers day? We take each other out to celebrate surviving. and to celebrate the fact that we will never be what she was. We raise a toast to all of the older ladies and men who were great resources and influences for us growing up and laugh over some of

25 years and my life is still....

There actually used to be a gay club in Chicago called the Manhole. A friend of mine used to be a frequent visitor and brought me back a t-shirt with this image on it.

Pictured: My Paycheck.